1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,320 If you call about a booking, then try my agent. 4 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,400 Okay. Say something after the beep. 5 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,480 Hello. Sitting in the taxi. 6 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,800 Just checking. 7 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,040 Ten minutes, says my driver. 8 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,280 Yes. See you soon. 9 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,919 Oh, fuck! Oh, God. 10 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,400 Well...Carl... 11 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,600 - Good morning. - Fuck! My passport. 12 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,160 - Watch out, watch out... - Is this it? 13 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,760 Yes, exactly. So no one looks good in their passport. 14 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:44,520 - No, but you are 33 years old. - Yes. And how old are you yourself? 15 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,480 19 ... and a half. 16 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:54,400 Okay. Shit. Taxi, taxi... I have to call a taxi. 17 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,560 Calm down. 18 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:01,400 - I have a car. I have a car. - Shit. 19 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,840 Mom, she's not my girlfriend. 20 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,120 - She is 33. - Why should I drive her? 21 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,520 - Take it easy. - I'll throw you out of the car! 22 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,560 - Can't you just drive? - May I ask for some respect! 23 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,880 Shit, sorry... 24 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,440 He actually looked older. It was dark. 25 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,840 You can't say anything now, which saves it here. 26 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,440 No. 27 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,280 - She doesn't answer? - No. 28 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,120 - You must not drive into the lady. - Sorry. 29 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,080 - Henrik! - Honey! 30 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,760 - We should have picked her up. - She is not twelve years old, mother. 31 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,560 Hello. Sorry, there's a queue here. 32 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,600 Take one like this before the flight. Here. 33 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,200 Well then... 34 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,160 They don't wait, because she is late. 35 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,440 - Then we can't fly. - She takes another departure. 36 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,880 - Malin, do something. - Listen, mom. 37 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,720 Perhaps it is also best that it's just the two of us. Take another one. 38 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,600 - Hello! - So nice that you could come. 39 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,400 - Where's dad? - He's gone. 40 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,080 What? 41 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,880 - Sit down. - Yes, but where is father? 42 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,600 - He's dead. - Is he dead? 43 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,839 what is it I sit and say, Malin? 44 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,560 - They just have to break up. - Shit, man! Are you going to divorce? 45 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,360 Shit, man? Is that all you have to say? 46 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:34,440 - I saw them at the accounting office. - We shouldn't talk about that now. 47 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,320 I just had to get a folder in the accounting office. 48 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,240 She had his penis inside the mouth. 49 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,240 - Mother! - Whose penis was in his mouth? 50 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,960 Jonna. The new economy girl. 51 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:54,760 She is helpful and extremely sweet in every way, but now it's over. 52 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,320 Excuse me. 53 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,240 So. Now we have a holiday. 54 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,560 It wasn't me. 55 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,839 my father thinks that you seem mentally unstable. 56 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,800 - So? Is he a psychologist or what? - Yes. 57 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,400 - Cool glasses. - It's mom's. 58 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,560 - You must not destroy them. - Are they dressing me? 59 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:38,200 Imagine if I go crazy and go inside in your ear and eat your brain... 60 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,520 You don't touch them! 61 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,279 - I have to pee. - What? 62 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,279 - I have to go to the toilet. - Now? 63 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,240 Well... You, sorry. 64 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,760 My son needs to go to the toilet like this. Do you think... 65 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,600 We hurry... 66 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,960 - You must hold on. - It's coming now. 67 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,600 Here. 68 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:15,040 - Do you give my son alcohol? - I give him something to pee in. 69 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:20,240 Ladies and gentlemen, in a moment we will land in Croatia. 70 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:24,520 Please ensure, that the seat belt is fastened, - 71 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:30,520 - and that the seat is in upright position. Thank you very much. 72 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,000 A little privacy. 73 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,880 Thanks. 74 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,320 Are you nice to keep it here? 75 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,240 - Can I have some? - No, it's pee. 76 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,200 Why all the circus with you? 77 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,480 - You gods. Here, mother. - It is pee! 78 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,680 Welcome to Croatia. 79 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,520 Psychologist? Then you have to be careful what you say. 80 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,200 No, I'm on vacation. 81 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,440 Away! Get a handle on those kids though. 82 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,360 - Henrik! - Sorry. 83 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:50,200 - You haven't booked a family hotel, have you? - Um... 84 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,600 - Yeah. - Godfather. 85 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,280 11, 12, 13 ... No, wait. Have I talked to you? 86 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,200 Yes, twice. 87 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,160 It says there are four of you. I can't see Bengt. 88 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,040 - Doesn't he travel with you? - No. 89 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,280 Wait a little. It says here, that Bengt Malmberg is traveling with you. 90 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,360 He is dead. 91 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:16,080 No, he's on the list. You can't be on the list if you are dead. 92 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,400 Now you are terribly unprofessional. 93 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,360 Although. It fits. Here it looks exactly like in the pictures. 94 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,360 - Hold on. - So dad has moved? 95 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,360 Come on, Tove. We go in and see your room. 96 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,000 Ok... 97 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,559 Leave it alone talking about dad all the time. 98 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,120 shall we let as if nothing happened? 99 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,280 You have a panoramic view of the bar. 100 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,679 Maybe you can play DJ. 101 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,160 If you are bored. 102 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:59,200 Hello, mommy's little darling! Hello. This is mine and grandma's room. 103 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:05,840 No, she has the room next door. Lars, have you restarted the boiler? 104 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:11,000 So get down and do it. We have agreed that. Hello? 105 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,520 - Greetings from everyone. - What? 106 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,960 Greetings from everyone! 107 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,440 I don't understand what is included in the price. 108 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,760 War museum. War museum. 109 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,679 - That would interest father. - But he's not here. 110 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:44,880 There is a historical tour. First departure every morning at 06.30. 111 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,200 Or lie by the pool. 112 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,640 - It's nice to experience something. - There are massages. 113 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,920 Now I have to pay for, that someone touches me. 114 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,720 I'll have to pay. 115 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:02,679 - We can spoil her with that. - But, Malin... 116 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,760 - Sorry, girls. - We were just about to eat! 117 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:17,360 Just stay seated, Tove. You're so hungry. 118 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,120 My God! 119 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,240 Did you hear anything? 120 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,040 No, I didn't hear anything. 121 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,160 - Now just sleep, mother. - Sorry. 122 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,960 No, you don't have to explain it. 123 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,320 You snuck into it, that's how it is. Yes. 124 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:35,840 You must come down here. Stop. Not a word about Jonna. 125 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,679 Drop it. You are not in love. 126 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,720 No, you have to listen. Come down and solve this. 127 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,640 Is that dad you're talking to? Hang up. 128 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,320 - I can't hear you. - Hang up, Tove! Hang up! 129 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,320 - Dad? - Add, father! Add! 130 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,440 I've had to deal with it all for two weeks. 131 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,080 I have fed, driven, picked up and moved. 132 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:07,320 You damn well can't call the pig now! 133 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,000 Two weeks? Why haven't you? said something to me? 134 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,040 - We agreed not to. - We? 135 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,840 Yes. What would you have contributed? if you knew? 136 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:23,240 I don't know that. I guess I had... 137 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,280 ... delivered ... picked up pizza. 138 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,000 You should have called me. 139 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,840 When mom had a stroke, we called for three days. 140 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,240 It was a small blood clot. My cell phone was dead. 141 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,600 It was no small blood clot. 142 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:49,400 You, Tove, may I ask you about a little thing? What are my children's names? 143 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,520 They are called... 144 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,560 I can't think when you stare like that. 145 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,640 Seriously. Then I'll be completely blank. 146 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,040 I guess they have some... children's names. 147 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,920 Skydream. Tiger Lily. 148 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,560 Pinocchio Blue. 149 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,400 You're pissed off. 150 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,560 No, I'm not mad. I am ... distressed. 151 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,480 It's as if you don't will join this family. 152 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,840 Should you be your mother's best friend? to be it? 153 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,360 You're late with a hangover and a yellow Ikea bag. 154 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,280 A yellow one. The yellow one you use when you walk around Ikea. 155 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,840 When you get to the checkout, can you buy a blue one. 156 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,600 Not even that you spend on us. 157 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:50,960 We are your family, if you want it to be or not. We are real people. 158 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,080 Are you trying to harass me? 159 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:07,640 I'm trying to explain that we don't longer expect something from you. 160 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,120 Only like that we avoid being disappointed. 161 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,960 we know that you haven't bought anything for mother. 162 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,160 - I have that. - What have you bought? 163 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,720 As a birthday present? For her birthday now? 164 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,320 Shut up where you're staring. 165 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,800 I have bought ... everything. 166 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,920 Sleep well. 167 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,480 Thanks. 168 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,320 We have closed. 169 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,960 - Just one glass? - We have rules here ... and life. 170 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:07,080 I live here with my sister and mother. My mother's birthday is tomorrow. 171 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,840 What do you recommend? 172 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,600 We want to have some fun. 173 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,119 Very funny? 174 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,320 I got cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, roofies - 175 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,040 - and can get good hash, Moroccan and Afghani. 176 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:29,400 - No, no. No drugs. - No, then. I'm not crazy. 177 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,960 It is a family hotel. 178 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:38,720 So you want porn? i have gays lesbians, twins, freaks, animals... 179 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,040 No! No porn. What's the matter with you? 180 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,920 I gassed you. I have no porn. 181 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,119 Here. It's probably more you. 182 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,200 You seem to need one. 183 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:04,640 - Nostrovia. - I'm from Sweden. We say toast. 184 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:09,160 I know Sweden well. Pippi, Volvo, Ikea, - 185 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,600 - Zlatan Ibrahimovic and beautiful women. 186 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,080 My name is Antonio. Bowl. 187 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,840 Too strong for you? 188 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,440 Nothing is too strong to Swedish women. 189 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,840 Well, but where is your husband? 190 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,600 I want to ask you about one thing. 191 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,280 Care for those score cues to work for you? 192 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,880 Sometimes. 193 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,840 Actually not. 194 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,760 No. It's my mother's birthday tomorrow. 195 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:02,440 I have to get up early and I just can't screw it up. 196 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,080 You don't die from one drink. And you're on vacation. 197 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,840 Bowl. 198 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,440 Only one. 199 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,720 Shit. 200 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,720 Shit. 201 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,240 Hello. 202 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,560 - You can't just draw me. - Sorry. 203 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,880 My shoes. where are my shoes 204 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,280 Hey! 205 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,240 Bowl. 206 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,760 I AM A VIRGO (but it's an old T-shirt) 207 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,800 Hello. Thanks. 208 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,480 Walk of shame. 209 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,160 - What? - Away game. 210 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,200 Mother? Malin? 211 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,200 - Do I seem mentally unstable? - A little. 212 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:30,720 I am not. You can say hello to your psycho...log dad and say. 213 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,000 He is sleeping. 214 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,640 He sat up all night and… cried. 215 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,240 Reach? 216 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,040 They are for breakfast. 217 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,760 We will sit here for the sake of the children. 218 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:54,480 I'm wondering if you have sat here before. Now we sit here. 219 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:59,240 So, what's up with people? What? What would you like to do today? 220 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,119 Shouldn't we wait for Tove? 221 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,240 Yes, yes. 222 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,600 Good morning. Happy birthday. 223 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,119 I bought some presents. I think you will like them. 224 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,359 You've had enough in the souvenir shop. 225 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,160 No, I bought it online. 226 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:25,240 Okay, so you ordered those things from Croatia online - 227 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:31,560 - at home in Sweden, and it was sent via Sweden here? Or vice versa? 228 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,640 So honestly... I love Croatia. 229 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,640 - Now drop that mug. - What is this? 230 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,600 No, no, no. 231 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:48,440 Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you 232 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:54,400 happy birthday, dear Inger happy birthday to you 233 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:59,359 I said 60. I said 60, mom. Damn it. 234 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,520 - It's on Thursday. - What? 235 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,760 Mom's birthday isn't until Thursday. 236 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,760 - Thursday. - We can celebrate it today too. 237 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,520 Yes. Mother is worth several days. 238 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,800 - Have you planned anything special? - What? 239 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,760 Now when you thought it was my birthday. 240 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,960 Yes, Tove, what's on the program 241 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:26,359 Have you booked anything online? 242 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,960 Well, just look at these. Look at these two. 243 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,440 She has no hands. 244 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,160 That's why it's so beautiful, - 245 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,320 - that she made that cake to his sister with all that icing. 246 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,600 No, she must have had help with that. The glaze. 247 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,440 Would you like to eat a cake as I had done with my feet? 248 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,640 If you had no hands. 249 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,320 Were my feet not disgusting, if I had no hands? 250 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,840 Yes, because then it was a sin for you. Now you are just disgusting and troublesome. 251 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,160 Mom, are you cute to rub my back? 252 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,240 Tove! Stop it! 253 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,760 - No, that is! - Do you fight on mother's birthday? 254 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,400 She only does it, so you don't have to feel like a zero. 255 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,200 No! It's fun to watch people. 256 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,760 - Now we have to try the slide. - No. I'm too old for that. 257 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,080 - You're not too old for anything. - Drive yourself. She has a pain in her lower back. 258 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,000 She doesn't hurt anywhere. Come on! 259 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,480 If you don't feel like it, you don't have to do it. 260 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,119 Come on, mom. Malin does not dare. 261 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,720 - We can drive together. - There is one at a time. 262 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,560 Next. Next. 263 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,000 - You go first. - Next! 264 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,760 Yes yes. 265 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,680 Next. You must drive down now. 266 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,640 Lady! Relax! 267 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,720 Is it mom? 268 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,359 Drop the edge! Lady! 269 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,480 - Let go, mother! Nothing happens! - She doesn't want to! 270 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,800 Please turn off the water! 271 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,000 Mother? Mother? 272 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,480 Please call 112! 112! 273 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,760 - Mother? - Help us! 274 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:10,200 - Mother? are you ok - Yes. That's perfectly fine. I ... 275 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,800 God, I've lost my ring. 276 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,359 - You best! - Everything okay? 277 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:23,600 Turn off the water immediately! My mother's wedding ring is gone. 278 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:29,840 Empty the pool immediately. I want to talk to the boss now! Now! 279 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,800 This is incredible! Godfather! 280 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,200 But maybe it can be the same. 281 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,480 I just thought we were going to die together. 282 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,480 - Nothing could happen. - Not that. 283 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,960 I mean...dad and me. 284 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,359 I don't want to grow old and die lonely. 285 00:26:55,520 --> 00:27:00,280 He is the one who wants to sit alone and die in front of the television. 286 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,760 It is your life that is wanted. 287 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,600 I don't want to be the one that nobody has. 288 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,280 You don't want one, which is worth nothing. 289 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,440 You have life ahead of you. You can get the one you point to. 290 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,400 You just have to decide. It's not the same for me. 291 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,000 Yes. 292 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,040 Damn it, mom. You are a good scorer. 293 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,400 I look like rotten applesauce, Tove. 294 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:35,600 So you don't. You're gorgeous, you're a...milf. 295 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,480 They refused to empty the pool, but on Thursday they clean the filter. 296 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,040 - A milf? - Mothers I Like to Fuck. 297 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,320 - It is meant positively. - I'm probably rather a pilf. 298 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,760 - Pilf? What...? - Yes, Pensioner I Like to Fuck. 299 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,840 Mother, that is! 300 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,640 I have seen at least 20 men drool over you. 301 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,920 Do you have it? 302 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:10,720 Mom, you are beautiful you are cute, lovely, intelligent. 303 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:16,760 If you just loosen up a little, we can ask the men to line up. 304 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,840 Do you think so? 305 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,680 Do you really believe that? 306 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,240 Shall we go into town tonight? Then you see, I'm right. 307 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:31,920 Dear Tove, sometimes it is wonderful to see the world through your eyes. 308 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:39,360 Tove, do you have a moment? Birthday secrets. 309 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,560 What are you up to? 310 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,720 Why are you picturing her? something like that? 311 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,480 She can easily find one. 312 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,240 Who would collect such an old wreck up? 313 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,840 - Do you have siblings? - No. 314 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,040 You are lucky. 315 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,000 It's better than being lonely. 316 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,480 You haven't met my sister. She hates me. 317 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,640 - Do you hate her back? - No. 318 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,800 It's a bad sign when adults smoke like that. 319 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,560 Dad smoked for a whole month, after mother left us. 320 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,840 Well, but now I have to go out and find a husband for my mother. 321 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,160 Can I come along? 322 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,720 Come on. 323 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:34,040 Okay. Who could want to picking up an old wreck? 324 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,920 - I guess he's not... - Yes, he is perfect. 325 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,400 Hello! sorry, do you know what time it is? 326 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,800 - What have you? - Well, you're Swedish. All time. 327 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,360 Good place you have found. Do you and your wife... 328 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,760 Sweet friend, I have no wife. 329 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,520 Then have dinner with me. With me, my sister and my mother. 330 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:11,720 You would love my mother. She's hilarious. Probably just your type. 331 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,800 I doubt that. Hello, honey. 332 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,760 The young lady wants me to to go out with his mother. 333 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,320 - I said, that hairstyle was crazy. - Drop it! 334 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,560 Excuse me. Calm down now. Hey hey. 335 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,320 - Do you want a coke? - No, no, he means Coca-Cola. 336 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,880 What's up with those people? 337 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,320 I hope you have a good holiday. 338 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,400 You know what? Do you like older ladies? 339 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:56,040 - You are not old. - Not me. It's my mother. 340 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,200 Shall I be with you? and your mother at the same time? 341 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,560 No, only her. I need one who can flirt with her - 342 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:10,280 - and make her feel comfortable tonight. 343 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,120 So I have to do your old mother well? 344 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,120 She's not that old. Just flirting. A little kiss, that's all. 345 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,760 Come now. 346 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,680 Do I look like a prostitute? 347 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,720 Bowl. 348 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,160 - Are you doing well? - Yes. 349 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,280 - Can I come in? - Yes, yes, you just came. 350 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,800 You did my makeup when you were little. Do you remember it? 351 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,600 I'm better at it now. 352 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,040 Godfather... 353 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,560 Huh. Redder than a baboon's ass. 354 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,680 - You must have excused me. - A very cute baboon. 355 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,120 - Yes, I love baboons. - Yes! 356 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,800 - Is it funny that I'm in pain? - No. You have a nice little butt. 357 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,360 Imagine you have given birth to three children. 358 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:23,560 - They didn't come out of my nice butt. - That would otherwise explain the colour. 359 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,400 Life leaves its mark, Malin. And that's fine. 360 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,240 Do you want to go out now? I'm going to take a shower. 361 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,800 Bowl! 362 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,960 It's fun to get out a little. We can hire the hotel's nanny. 363 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:51,040 I don't want to waste money to feel stupid and old. 364 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,000 Honey... 365 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,840 It's a bit too much, isn't it? 366 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,080 - Not if you're a whore. - What? 367 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:04,000 That sounds incredible, that you turn sixty. 368 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,360 - Sweet darling. - You are delicious, mother. 369 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,840 Is it included in the price? We don't pay extra for anything. 370 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,320 It's from that gentleman. 371 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,080 To me? Sorry, but I'm married. 372 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,640 Yes yes. The Lord actually said, it was for her. 373 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,000 But it's my mother. 374 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,320 - Mother. Cheers to him. - It's not for her. 375 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,000 Oh no... Oh god, here he comes. 376 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,640 Yes. 377 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,120 Hello. My name is Antonio. 378 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,320 Yes, my name is Inger. 379 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,800 Ink? What a beautiful name. And your sisters...? 380 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,480 No, it's my daughters. 381 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,120 He probably understands that. 382 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,080 Excuse me. We sit and have a drink, so if you want to… 383 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,600 - Do you want to sit down? - Yes, thank you. 384 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,680 - What are you doing now? - Come on. We go out and smoke. 385 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,280 - You are allowed to smoke here. - But not here-here. 386 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,480 Whoa, where are you going now? 387 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,760 - Mom, we'll be back. - Yes, do it. 388 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:39,960 - Then it really became all inclusive. - As sisters we share... 389 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,640 Let me know if you get tired of it Babyface in there. 390 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,840 - Cheers. - Yes, cheers. 391 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,560 Bowl. 392 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,520 I better find them. 393 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,280 - They are grown people. - Yes, they are. 394 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,000 He must be 15-20 years younger than mother. 395 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,080 Maybe he likes it older women. 396 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,200 Yes. Or he's a psychopath. 397 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,280 Maybe he drove her somewhere to go, - 398 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,160 - and now he wants to cut out all her internal organs. 399 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,560 If he was an organ thief, he would probably bet on a younger one. 400 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,680 Now you have to loosen up a bit. You must learn to relax. 401 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:54,280 - Cheers. - Why are you doing this? 402 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,040 You remind me of someone. 403 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,960 if you want to go I understand it well. 404 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:08,719 Sometimes it's better not to to talk to someone and just be alone. 405 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,480 No. No, no, no. I don't want to be alone. 406 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,719 I'm alone when... That's all I am. 407 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,040 Excuse me. 408 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,200 Never apologize for your feelings. 409 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,360 Then you first become really lonely. 410 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,160 Believe me, I have been. 411 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,719 - Never say sorry. - That's how it has to be. 412 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,760 Thanks. 413 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,840 It will be me who must help her. 414 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,360 - And how do you think it went? - Pretty good. 415 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,400 But you just take over. 416 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,960 Then I pick up the pieces. 417 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,120 All the bodies that he doesn't want. 418 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,160 Sorry, Malin! Sorry, sorry. 419 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,040 where is mother 420 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,560 Come, let's dance! 421 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,400 Mother? 422 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,760 What are you doing here? 423 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,200 You left without saying anything. 424 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,440 Yes, I know that. Excuse me. But Antonio wanted to dance. 425 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,800 He is amazing. 426 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,239 Come on, it's late. 427 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,239 You just go home. I'll come later. Hey hey! 428 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,560 You have a beautiful mother! 429 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,840 He's crazy. He thinks I'm beautiful. 430 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,160 - Hey hey! - Hey hey! 431 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,960 Come on. 432 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,640 Hold up! Add! 433 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,280 - That was Tove. - Yes. 434 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,680 Well, but ... so good night then. 435 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,880 Do you want to come in? 436 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,719 Hold up. what are you doing 437 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,360 Now you've finished smoking, Tove. Now mother is going to smoke here. 438 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,040 Do you never miss a life with a man and children, insurance and cutlery? 439 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,480 - I have cutlery. - You know what I mean. 440 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,800 - A real life. - Like yours, or what? 441 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,640 If you love your children just as much, when you are a mother? 442 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,160 Yes, I love my children over everything on earth. 443 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,000 But some of them is then more annoying than others. 444 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,280 Hello. Have you had a nice evening? 445 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,880 No. 446 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,960 I have had a wonderful evening - 447 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:04,320 - with a wonderful man, with whom I shall meet again tomorrow! 448 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,040 What kind of thing? 449 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,719 Why do you have to meet tomorrow? 450 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,320 Mother, why do you have to meet again tomorrow? 451 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,280 - Shhh! - But she doesn't answer. 452 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,719 Yes, but you can't... Now leave her alone. 453 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,880 I haven't danced like that in 30 years. 454 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,480 What else did you do? 455 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,800 What? are you asking have I slept with Antonio? 456 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,280 I don't have that. 457 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,280 Yet. 458 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,640 Well, it's you. What do you want? It is seven in the morning. 459 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,160 Why the hell did you invite her out tonight? 460 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,600 You will not get more money. 461 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,520 Because I like her. 462 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,760 Because she is a lovely woman. She is brave and honest. 463 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,880 - That's your joke. - No. 464 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,520 If it's going to make me jealous, then it doesn't work. 465 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,440 I'm not interested. 466 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,280 Do you think it's about you? Goodbye. I have to sleep. 467 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,200 Now wait a minute! 468 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:43,120 If you cancel your date tonight, I'll pay you for it. 469 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,880 As I have said before: I'm not a prostitute. 470 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,960 Just! That's why I'm paying you for it not to be. 471 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,280 I don't understand i slept with you 472 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,760 He just had to boost her confidence. 473 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,480 I guess it's good if they are in love? 474 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,239 They are not. He is not. 475 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,680 She gets hurt and then it's my fault. 476 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,160 Is it not your fault? 477 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,680 Are you also a psychologist? 478 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,560 Maybe... Maybe it's just sex. 479 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,320 What? They can forget all about that. 480 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,360 Forget it. Forget it! 481 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,719 I don't want to go to the hot tub with mother and her toyboy. 482 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:45,480 You don't have to go in. You can... stand by the edge, keep an eye out. 483 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,360 Go in yourself if you are worried. 484 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,239 Piss. 485 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,960 Hello. 486 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,800 - So this is where you hide. - What are you doing here? 487 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,160 I just wanted to check, that everything was in order. 488 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,880 - Yes. We are fine. - Good. Fine. 489 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,520 Are you going to stand there? 490 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,600 - What are you doing now? - Everyone must go in, right? 491 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,200 - What does she want? - I don't know. 492 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,640 Nice spa, with ... water. 493 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,440 Hold on then. Go up now. 494 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,680 Excuse me. 495 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,680 Tove! Don't you just send a waiter in here please? 496 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,760 Yes. 497 00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,160 Five more bourbon shots. 498 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,040 You have gorgeous breasts. But you don't have kids, do you? 499 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,719 Yes, I have three. 500 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,520 But they stayed home. So now I miss them. 501 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,040 This is Viktor and ... Laura. 502 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,840 Sorry, but I'm absolutely not interested in seeing your stupid children. 503 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,000 But what do you do for? still have such beautiful babs? 504 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,640 Here sits a poor ... 505 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,400 Hello! 506 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,200 ... and fighting to survive. Bowl. 507 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,880 Honestly! 508 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,560 Five shots of bourbon. 509 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,040 Five more shots, please. 510 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,560 You're a psychologist, right? 511 00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:08,880 - Do you think I look boring? - No. You're sitting on my shirt. 512 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:15,120 And you don't want my butt on your nice psychologist shirt? 513 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,960 You can get drunk, even if you have children. 514 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:26,200 - Yes. - Do I look like someone who never drinks? 515 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,239 - Did my sister say that? - What do you mean? 516 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,400 That which is olive stone, which I have spat out. 517 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:48,680 I have always been on time and have stood waiting like another idiot. 518 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,800 I have fixed ... fix-fix-fix! 519 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:56,520 But now she has met a bartender, who can dance. 520 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,000 So now she's screwing me. 521 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:06,120 And who do you think gets the credit for that she is fantastically happy again? My sister. 522 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,120 That genius. 523 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,440 So you're hurt about, - 524 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:16,320 - that your sister has succeeded to bring some joy into your mother's life? 525 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,960 Yes... You can hear it yourself, right? 526 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,520 Oops. Food poisoning? 527 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,800 No, I just ate some bad nuts. 528 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,320 I'm a little drunk. 529 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,520 It helps to stick a finger in the throat. 530 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,520 No, I won't do that. 531 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,480 I have managed ten times roskilde sickness in a row. 532 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:31,400 Think of something disgusting. Here, Malin. Look at the toilet brush. 533 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,239 No. 534 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:38,080 Imagine taking it in the mouth ... and brushes with it. 535 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,840 Here. 536 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,480 Oh! Oh, thank you so much! 537 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,440 - You... You are so beautiful. - Yes. 538 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,320 - Oh god... - Now, now, now. Come on. 539 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,960 - Where have you been? - On the beach. 540 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:15,600 - Now? With Antonio? - Yes. There were the most incredible waves. 541 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,800 I almost thought I wanted to drown. 542 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,440 Then he carried me out of the water and onto a sun lounger. 543 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,480 There were so many crabs on the beach. And we didn't see anything. 544 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,719 - He is absolutely fantastic. - He carried you up to a deck chair? 545 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:36,520 There's something about Southern men. It's not just something you say. 546 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,560 I want to wash myself. I have sand everywhere. 547 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,239 God, it smells like vomit. 548 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,040 - Well, little darling. - Then I have to go in to myself. 549 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:56,000 - Hey! I'm talking to you. - With me? 550 00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:01,360 Yes. You must stop seeing her, before she falls in love with you. 551 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,800 Is she in love with me? 552 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,880 If you don't stop that see her, I tell her everything. 553 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,760 Good idea. 554 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,719 Show her my drawing of you, - 555 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,360 - when you lay naked in my bed, after we loved. 556 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,880 She becomes so proud of her daughter. 557 00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,520 Inhalation. Exhalation. 558 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,160 You must crawl in. You are the least. 559 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,239 Shall I take it for you? 560 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,600 Stand over there and close your eyes. 561 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,200 So no one will find it. 562 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,960 Shouldn't we go on a trip today? 563 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,480 where is mother 564 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,520 Oops. 565 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,120 Sorry! 566 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,719 - What is there? - She stood with the shower... 567 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:19,000 Yes, but she was with... the shower between the legs. 568 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,000 - Why that? - So between the legs, you know. 569 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,320 - How stupid you are. - She's the one who's stupid. 570 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,280 And so what? Are you 12 or what? 571 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,719 I don't know what you think but it doesn't fit. 572 00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,320 Something is happening to the abdomen around the 40s. 573 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:43,840 - You must have noticed that, Malin. - No. And I don't want to talk about it. 574 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:49,800 The problem is, that the mucous membranes become so dry. 575 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,480 Many are embarrassed by it. 576 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,880 But now you can get products, you can stop. 577 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,560 There are ointments, which can be lubricated in the crack. 578 00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:03,200 - Then it will be as good as new. - Are you finished? 579 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,120 No. Mom, tell me a little more about the products, - 580 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,560 - as you can... grease the crack. 581 00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,560 Mother. 582 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,640 How childish children I have. 583 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,880 - Hello. - Hello. Excuse me. 584 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,200 - What's the matter? - No, sorry. 585 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,320 Stop saying sorry. 586 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,480 I just don't know what it is we do. 587 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,239 I do. We have to go swimming. 588 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,480 You are so sweet and all that and I ... 589 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,040 And ... I have feelings. 590 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:08,719 - Is that bad? - There is an age difference. 591 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,800 - Aha. Now I'm in. - Yes. 592 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,400 I'm too old for you. You want a younger one. 593 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:23,160 You said I worry too much. Let's get rid of the worries. 594 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,040 - Cheers. - Cheers. 595 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,720 Your friend is very popular. 596 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,800 - What do you think of Swedish men? - Not interested. 597 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,960 We look after children. 598 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:43,400 When I was on parental leave, my fingers orange from all that shit. 599 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,720 Still not interested. 600 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,760 She must then lock the door. 601 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:55,680 It's only good that she is started to file a little in the fillet. 602 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,360 Oops. 603 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,600 Damn it. 604 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,240 - Shut up, where they snaffle. - Yes. 605 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:15,320 Let's hope they've cooled down a bit, before they meet the children. 606 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,320 Now if he stays our plasticovic father. 607 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,200 They must not fall in love. 608 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,960 It's great that she has found someone who is nice to her. 609 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,360 But he's a player, which lies in with everything and everyone. 610 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:37,000 - How do you know that? - I just know that. 611 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,680 No. 612 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,120 Of course I don't have that. 613 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,760 - And if I had... - Have you had sex with mom's new boyfriend? 614 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,320 Now we are on a completely different level. 615 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,760 So you are mother's first cousin. 616 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,920 No no. Pule's daughter. 617 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,080 Hollow sister. 618 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,440 Pict twin. 619 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,960 It's not fun. 620 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,880 So he just walked straight away from you to her? 621 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,960 Yes, but that's because... 622 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,600 - Because what? - Yes, that is, because... 623 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,640 It's like something she ... radiates. 624 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,600 What is there? 625 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:12,440 - What do you want now? - Thank you for your psychologist's opinion. 626 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,320 - There is one thing... - I'm on vacation. 627 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,560 I am too, but it is not a psychological question. 628 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:24,280 I have children. I have a well paid job, I have a career that... 629 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:30,160 Now my sister has beaten a man. It is completely normal. Good for her. 630 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,680 But the same man buns afterwards with my mother. 631 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,480 Good for her too. Besides the Oedipus thing, you know. 632 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,400 I'm not jealous. I am married. 633 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,640 What should I bully Antonio for? 634 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,120 Shall I answer you that, or...? 635 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:52,040 No no. I'm just wondering why he skips me - 636 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,520 - like in a game of Chinese chess. 637 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:58,680 If you now as a man, not as a psychologist, as a man, - 638 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:02,680 - had to choose between me, my sister and my mother... 639 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,800 So completely animalistic, manly. 640 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,800 Manly? 641 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,480 Of course you choose Tove first. It's totally okay. 642 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:16,040 But ... after her? 643 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,560 This is not appropriate. 644 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,440 I know that well. But would you choose me or my mother? 645 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,520 Am I so boring that you would rather - 646 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,960 - banging a 60-year-old, when can you get this? 647 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,920 - I have children. - I have that too. Three. 648 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,960 Here. My boy is here in the room. 649 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,840 Hello. 650 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,840 Hey hey. 651 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,720 Yes... 652 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,000 It's a small, symbolic thing. 653 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:17,240 - How nice. - I made it before that with dad. 654 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,080 I can cut him out. 655 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:24,520 No, but why? What was then was then. 656 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,080 A shame there is none of Tove. 657 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,800 Tove probably has pictures herself from his holidays. 658 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,000 Or from a bar stool. 659 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,920 Now are new times. Now let's share both one and the other. 660 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,160 Thank you, Malin. It's a super fine album. 661 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,640 - Good. - Thank you very much. 662 01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:49,600 - What are we going to do today? - First we have to go shopping. 663 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:53,520 I have found a wonderful authentic fish restaurant... 664 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,800 Antonio's cousin has a boat. We are going to sail today. 665 01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:01,120 But if Malin has made plans, should we... 666 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,040 - We can also sail. - Yes. That could be fun. 667 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:09,720 - Yes, but you don't have to come. - It's your birthday, after all. 668 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,600 I want to be alone with Antonio. 669 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,560 And we celebrated my birthday. 670 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:19,800 It wasn't your real birthday. We will celebrate you today. 671 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:26,560 Maybe Antonio is right after all. Maybe you are jealous. 672 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:31,360 - On him? - No! On me. 673 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,160 - Hello. Good morning. - Hello. 674 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,400 - A present for you. Congratulations. - Thank you. 675 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,760 - I hope you like it. - It's beautiful. 676 01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,680 I went to art school, when I was young ... younger. 677 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,920 Have you given my son a nude drawing of yourself? 678 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,200 Um... no. 679 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:14,040 I could be wrong, but isn't this you? 680 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,040 It is really beautiful. 681 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,320 - Did you break into my house? - No. 682 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,880 You would tear it apart. 683 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,840 Have you been naked with Antonio? 684 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,360 So ... that's not me. I don't look like that at all. 685 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,560 Wish I did. Really. 686 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,800 There were croquis down by the pool, - 687 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,640 - and he has the rest himself fantasized about. 688 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,920 What have you done? 689 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,720 You said you paid me... 690 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,720 - No, no, no ... No. - Paid? 691 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,760 Have you paid Antonio? 692 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,680 You don't have that, do you? 693 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,680 What? 694 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,520 - Mother, mother. - Don't touch me! 695 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,720 - Neither you! - I knew nothing. 696 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,560 That was before we met! 697 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,320 That was before we met. 698 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:25,320 And I, who did not believe, you had bought something for mother. 699 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,640 Are you traveling? 700 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,720 You must be allowed to escape from me. I just go and ... nosh on it. 701 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,240 - Mother is gone. - What? 702 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,720 She's not here. She doesn't pick up the phone. 703 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:21,480 That's my problem. You travel. 704 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:24,680 You and your important, fucking Ikea bag! 705 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,800 Why don't I bang around - 706 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:33,480 - with a bag of laundry and sequin panties? 707 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:37,600 Because I have to deal with all the shit 24-fucking-7! 708 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:46,920 You must find her. Now I want a holiday. 709 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:26,000 - Did all three of them have the same bun? - Yes. 710 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,880 They tried to buy Tommy. 711 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:34,720 It's terribly offensive for me and my husband. 712 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:41,120 - What kind of human view is that? - If it continues, we must report them. 713 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:49,280 have you seen my mother Inger Malmberg? 714 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,680 - Is it time for a sandwich? - Henrik! 715 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:58,560 Now we need ice cream. Yes, all inclusive. 716 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,280 Malin... 717 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:17,760 Mother is on the tour and comes at five o'clock. 718 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,880 Hello. 719 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,120 Excuse me. 720 01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:02,240 Go and be with your father. Say hi to him and tell him he's right. 721 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,320 I am not completely mentally stable. 722 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,560 You! You are not welcome here. 723 01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:56,000 He's so sad and it's your fault. He is so fond of the old lady. 724 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:59,360 She's gone. I have to find her. 725 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,680 I know you have a car. Won't you help us enough? 726 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,200 - Not actually. - Malin, give her money. 727 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,280 More. 728 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,560 Thanks. 729 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:56,200 Do you now understand what my life is like? Like a fucking Excel sheet. 730 01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:00,400 I eat breakfast in the shower and brush my teeth while I shit. 731 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,640 And when I saw for the first time alone on holiday, - 732 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:08,479 - are you buying a whore for my mother, which you have also just banged yourself. 733 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,920 Take ... Honestly, come on. 734 01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,800 Shut up, you drive rotten. 735 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:21,360 The city was known for his supernatural powers, - 736 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:24,160 - because it is so high. 737 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,640 According to legend did you take the old and sick - 738 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,960 - and pushed them to their deaths from the rock. 739 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,160 It was supposed to be just a kiss. 740 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,280 I just wanted to help her. 741 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:03,160 If she's dead, it's your fault. 742 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:13,640 Hold up! 743 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,560 I think we've gone wrong. 744 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,880 I think so too. 745 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,400 - Oliver, are you okay? - Yes. 746 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,360 Now your father will probably be worried. 747 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,760 He doesn't notice I'm gone. 748 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:04,479 He's just upset about the divorce. It passes. 749 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:08,120 Almost half of all children are children of divorce. 750 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,120 Tove and me too. We just became it. 751 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:18,280 - But they haven't divorced. - Then why is he crying? 752 01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:20,640 Yes, why is he crying? 753 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,160 Because she's dead. 754 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:34,640 I think you said that they were divorced. 755 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,400 You never actually asked. 756 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,920 Excuse me. 757 01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:46,640 It went really fast. And suddenly there was only us left. 758 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,120 What happened? 759 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,040 She got cancer. 760 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,080 Do you know What were my last words to her? 761 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,640 No. 762 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,360 I hate you. 763 01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:20,760 I said I hated her because she couldn't come to my match. 764 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:25,240 Why do you say such stupid things to each other? 765 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:32,920 Sometimes you say stupid things. But that doesn't matter. 766 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:38,880 Your mother knows you love her. 767 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,080 - Is it completely dead? - Yes. 768 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:01,800 - My arm will probably have to be amputated. - Then they can take my foot too. 769 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:06,320 We need help with the cake. The glaze. 770 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,520 What is this? 771 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,880 This is...ecstasy. 772 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,760 Roofies. 773 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,680 This looks like smoking heroin. Who is she really? 774 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,560 And who are you? 775 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:31,400 I have lived in Berlin. These here are incredibly good for shoulder pain. 776 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:41,680 I need relief for my foot. It is only for the injured. 777 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,439 See here. And look here. 778 01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:08,560 I miss my mother. 779 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,800 She longs for you too. 780 01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:18,720 We've gotten off track. And then you do strange things. 781 01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,200 I don't want to sleep with your father. 782 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,080 Malin, you're scaring him. 783 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,080 Imagine if they never find us. 784 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:35,040 Take it easy. Sheep don't eat people. 785 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:39,720 No. On the contrary ... on the contrary. 786 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:47,520 sometimes i dream that I am you. 787 01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,160 Me? 788 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,520 It's a nice dream. 789 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,640 You are fine. 790 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:25,360 Oh, mother. Mother! Oh... 791 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:28,000 - Oliver. - Oliver called. 792 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,520 - Did he have a phone? - Why didn't he say that? 793 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:34,760 What has happened? Have you been drinking? 794 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:38,600 - No. - Mom, I'm so sorry about it all. 795 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,040 Sorry, Dad. 796 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,080 It is I who must say sorry. 797 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:50,720 I will try to cry a little less now, okay? 798 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:56,040 So you can cry too. 799 01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:00,600 I'm so terribly sad Oliver. 800 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:05,640 But, you... We'll manage through this, right too? 801 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,360 Yes. 802 01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:40,240 I need to talk to you. Come now. Come on, Inker. 803 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:43,439 - I would like to explain. - Forget it. 804 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,520 - Let me explain. - Go! 805 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,320 You must talk to him then. 806 01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:02,840 Can I afford it? What does he actually take in class? 807 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,680 I only paid him for to flirt with you one night. 808 01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:10,439 - He did the rest himself. - It's something you radiate. 809 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:13,880 He's crazy about you in love with you 810 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:18,120 Go down to him. 811 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,000 - Then go down to him. - Go now, mom. 812 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,680 - That chair is taken. - Piss off! 813 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,960 - Can I talk to Tove? - Yes, then. 814 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,000 It's private. 815 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,520 Okay. 816 01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:16,040 Sorry, I didn't throw it out. 817 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:21,479 - Why didn't you do it? - I wanted to show it off at school. 818 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:35,720 I can throw it out for you. So no one will find it. 819 01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,200 Hey hey. 820 01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:48,400 - Are we waiting for something special? - Yes, we do. 821 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:54,479 - Okay. - 11, 12. And we must be 13. 822 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,720 Are there more people in your company, who are dead? 823 01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:02,880 It's really incredible how unprofessional you are. 824 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,280 I'm so embarrassed. Excuse me. 825 01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:15,479 What was I thinking? You have to believe... 826 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:19,920 I'm still on vacation. But, you... 827 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:26,800 Purely animalistic and manly... 828 01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:29,840 ... I would choose you. 829 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:39,400 But that's not it, you build your self-esteem on. 830 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,920 No. 831 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,760 So goodbye. 832 01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,880 Mom, the boat is sailing now. 833 01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:14,720 - I have to go now. - You have to come back. 834 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:18,240 I'll be back. I do. 835 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,160 Mother. 836 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:33,479 Goodbye, Antonio. 837 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,800 - Goodbye! - Goodbye. 838 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:42,120 - Antonio. - Yes? 839 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:47,040 You remind me of one too. 840 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:50,800 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 841 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:05,040 Mother ... 842 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:10,160 Sorry about it all. 843 01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:12,760 I just wanted to make you happy. 844 01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:16,479 I know that well. We never talk about it again. 845 01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:21,439 It can be difficult with you and Malin. 846 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:27,240 But, baby. There can be three of us in that club. 847 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:34,760 It sounds as a more reasonable club. 848 01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:54,240 Translation: Malene Hollnagel Scandinavian Text Service 2017